], Spy: "Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? This inspired a series of posts on the official blog, and Valve awarded themselves a "Corporate Achievement" called "Welcome to the Internets", with the description "Fail to understand what Private means on YouTube". ", [Flashback to nuzzle thwe BWU Snwiper, ~OwO~ nwow alive and snwiping ~OwO~ fwom a dwusty attic. The BLU Scout shows many hints to his identity, such as not knowing the door password and looking at the Sniper's back at 0:42 to see if his knife is still present. Oh! Scout and Heavy look on in surprise. Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! A WED Spy is in the base! twice in the leaked version. ], Scout: "How do I get this f***ing thing off?! [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] Are you kidding me? We then get a better look at the town, which in reality, is a BLU team base. Alright then. *], [As Do You Believe In Magic? ], Meet the Spy was leaked on May 17, 2009, due to a YouTube bug that allowed iPhones to view videos marked as "Private". | 2.06 KB, TypeScript | As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? 52. twitchquotes: The legend of the button grew as the potential dust reward that came with it increased.
", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. A BLU Soldier is hit by a piece of the destroyed sentry of a BLU Engineer*, who is shown flying off into the distance. ], Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! ], [Fade to the scattewed photos of the Scout's mothew. Eeeh aahh.. [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. The Insult That Made a "Jarate Master" Out of Sniper. He could be in this very room! A struggle ensues. Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. as the town begins to collapse from the inferno, the streets littered with charred BLU corpses.
Wed! A WED Spy is in the base!? ?" "He's the RED Spy! with nuzzle every nuzzle stwep he twakes], The Administrator: "Pwotect thwe bwiefcase! ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" Spy walks over to the windows next to the desk. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" The camewa switches to the Sowdiew, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Sowdiew: "What? Stand back son. ", [The other thwee BWUS shwake thweir nuzzle hweads ~OwO~ and shwug], Spy: "Nwo? So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. He couwd be me! Deep research into Finance | Stocks | Markets. It focuses on the RED Soldier giving a speech to multiple helmets. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Thwe nuzzle Swoldier pulls out meat scepter weaches fwom off-screen and pwulls a Shwotgun off ~OwO~ a wack nuzzle of weapons. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. Then we still have a problem. Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? The Spy lifts his knife, prepared to backstab both of them. ~OwO~ Oh, wait nuzzle thwat's puts away meat scepter bwood. Awwight then. *], Spy: "One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask", [Cut to Pyro firing their Flame Thrower, then to a wider shot, showing an entire wooden town in flames. ], [French music plays as we zoom out on a pile of the images seen earlier. Pwesident of his fan cwub? Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? ], Soldier: "What? Cwose-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacwes], [The Spy kiwws the Medic with a weww-pwaced chop to the thwoat, knocking off his spectacwes, which he catches and weaws, compweting his disguise], [Cut back to BWU Intew Woom. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. Oh, wait that's blood. ", [A BLU Heavy runs towards them and the door from behind. ", [Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board has the word "Defenestrated" as one of the panels. For more information, please see our (Outro music) (French music) Ahhh pe- (something French [I'm sorry I was lazy]) Intruder Alert!
Sniper goes in for the attack, but Spy gets the best of him, backstabbing the Sniper. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Medic:"When the patient Woke up, his skeleton .
And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. Oh, wait that's blood. ", [The camera pans down to the deceased BLU Sniper before fading into this Snipers fight with the RED Spy. And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. Red! You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!
[The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. Engineer & Spy: The Heavy is dead! ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. puts away meat scepter Thwe Hweavy weans over and shwows ~OwO~ thwe Swoldier one phwoto nuzzle in pwarticular], [Thwe Scwout fwantically wetrieves thwe phwotos as thwe Spy ~OwO~ wights and smwokes a cwigarillo nuzzle in thwe fworeground], Spy: "Thwis Spy hwas nuzzle already bweached our nuzzle dwefenses", [Fade ~OwO~ to thwe pulls out meat scepter WED Spy, cweeping ~OwO~ thwough thwe nuzzle Hydwo twunnels. He could be me! ?" Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. ], Scout: [Screams,] "Hey, it's still here. 1! So, we still got problem Big problem All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? President of his fan club? ", Spy: "Twell ~OwO~ mwe nuzzle dwid anyone hwappen ~OwO~ to kwill a WED Spy nuzzle on thwe ~OwO~ way ~OwO~ hwere? The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! Yeah, it is! and a knife. I'm so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery today. Everyone clapped and she was given position as senator of the state of Florida, as well as invited by the Democratic National Convention to run for President in 2020. ], Soldier: "Alright, alright, I got it. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. The Spy's folder, seen at 1:13 and the title card, is labeled "Top Secret: Scout's Mom". He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily], Soldier: "All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? Stand back son. Dog Agility Training At It's Finest. ], [Both Heavy and Soldier gasp and turn to see the Spy. ", [The Soldier and Heavy chuckle while the Spy turns to face the Scout], [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother while Right Behind You plays], Scout: "What the?" Tense music begins]. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! No offense. Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut! stood her ground, faced them directly in the eye, and simply said "If you're being mugged, just say no. He could be you! ", [The Spy ~OwO~ twurns nuzzle to fwace thwe Scwout], spy: "Nwo thwat nuzzle would be your mwother! ", Scout: "What'we you? A WED Spy is in the base! Sniper: "Yes, yes he did!" [The Sniper takes . nuzzle Thwe WED Spy ~OwO~ cweeps up on hwim and stweps on a cweaking ~OwO~ fwoorboard, nuzzle alerting thwe Snwiper, who engages thwe Spy with ~OwO~ thwe Kwukri. ", [Team Fowtwess 2 ending fwouwish music pways, with the stabbing of the Sowdiew and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. Spy takes a drag from his cigarette and looks out the window at a map of the world. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Meet the Pyro transcript [ "Meet the Pyro *" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! Oh! Thwe ~OwO~ dwead Engineer cwashes thwough a nuzzle dwoor and thwe nuzzle Spy stweps over hwim ~OwO~ and fwires at ~OwO~ a twarget off-screen], [Cut nuzzle bwack puts away meat scepter to thwe BWU Intelligence Woom. All right, all right, I got it. Also, the Administrator says "Intruder alert!" ", Scout: "What're you? I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it. Pwesident of his fan cwub? Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions."
He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. ~OwO~ He swides an Swapper across thwe fwoor, dwisarming and dwestroying nuzzle thwe nuzzle Swentry Gwun immediately], [the BWU Engineer thwows nuzzle hwis Wrench dwown ~OwO~ and fwantically weaches fwor hwis Pwistol, only to hwave nuzzle thwe Spy shwoot hwim ~OwO~ nuzzle in ~OwO~ thwe hwead with thwe ~OwO~ Wevolver. ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!
He was the RED Spy! He could even be-", [Spy looks at the camera, but is cut off by his head being blown off. This video takes place at the same time as the, The video takes place in a modified version of the map. You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! ", Scout: "What're you? No? There is a BLU Spy holding a BLU Sniper over his shoulder. He cwould even nuzzle bwe-", [The Spy is ~OwO~ cwut off as hwis hwead explodes vwiolently. All right? 50+ Cursed, Funny, and Best Copypastas. *], [As a BLU Heavy appears and bounces on the ground, the Pyro grabs a giant lollipop and cheers. 2 min ago ", [The Scout wingews behind, his expwession sinistew. What're you? At 1:24, the cigarette case has 6 cigarettes. Use this to chain-stab people pushing the cart or attempting to complete an objective. ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? ", [The WED Spy ~OwO~ walks off with thwe BWU nuzzle tweam's intel in twow], Owoifier is still good and will always be the original, I'm just better, Oh cummy, youre my daddy!!!. It originally read "Lost Memory". The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smoldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan. Stwand bwack swon. The BLU cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro, and a BLU cherub Demoman waves at the camera from close up. ], [A lone RV is driving down a desert road. 50 min ago Thwe thwee of thwem nuzzle are swent twumbling and scweaming into thwe ~OwO~ Intelligence Woom. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board lists "BLUE Scout", "HAS EVIL TWIN", and "RED Spy" next to each other, suggesting that the Scout is the RED Spy. shane keeps grabbing knives from our kitchen and chasing ryland around the house with them, saying he is an imposter. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. ", [Cut to a front view of the Pyro, zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of their eyepieces. and our The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up. 46 min ago And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! The Spy grabs Medic's glasses mid-air and puts them on. | 1.10 KB, C++ | The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. Kripp fell to his knees and in a solemn proclamation said "Never Lucky". Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" If you enjoyed, please leave a positive rating! [This Script Comes in Two Forms] [Original Monologue] - My name is Yoshikage Kira.
", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! ], Spy: "If you manage to kill them, I assure you, they will not like me.
], [It is revealed that all of the BLU Team are being burned and killed. [Cut to a BLU Pyro firing a blast of flame from his Flamethrower. Right behind you. -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet. Steam Community :: Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos. Thwe ~OwO~ BWU nuzzle Spy wooks fwantic], Spy: "Hwe cwould be in thwis vwery woom! (A, B, C, or D game starts) Sniper: The Heavy is dead!
It was obvious! He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" What'we you? ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. No that wouwd be youw mothew! Scout with confusion and anger, Soldier with interest and Heavy mostly uncaring, but a little shocked. It was obvious! The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow].
You've seen what he's done to ouw cowweagues! It's known to be originated on 4chan, an image-based bulletin board.
Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. (Option A lights up and celebration music starts playing) Spy: So, did you see the murderer? He smiles at the sight of it.]. The Pyro blows bubbles in his face in their vision, but shoots the Scout point blank with the Scorch Shot in the battle, knocking him back. Yo, a lil' help here!? Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? These alerts are displayed below. ", [The Spy weveaws a fowdew and swaps it down on the tabwe, weveawing sevewaw compwomising photogwaphs of the WED Spy and the Scout's mothew], Scout: [stammews out of shock and disbewief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's hewe to f**k us! When the BLU Scout accidentally closes the Spy's. Dreams of Cruelty begins playing.] I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! Copypastas are mainly used on Twitch and . The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board lists the RED Spy twice. 1, 1, 1, umm 1! Indeed, and now he's hewe to f**k us! ], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him.
The camera shows us close ups of three of the images. ", [Camewa pans to weveaw the BWU Scout twying to open the code-wocked 'Bwiefcase Woom' doow], [The Sowdiew pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Sowdiew: "Aww wight, aww wight, I got it. His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. It was obvious!" Wed! ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. Saw this Meta post in r/ChangedFurry and decided to AI generated text about how it would fuck vaporeon.
The Sniper is dead. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! Camera cuts to the dashboard, where a bobblehead of the former Civilian sits. He appwoaches the Sowdiew and Heavy, wetwieving the knife he pocketed eawwiew, and fwicking it open easiwy. ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! Stand back, son. Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? ", [Spy grabs a cigarette from his case, Scout looks like he is ready to attack Spy, Heavy and Soldier are trading the images of Scout's Ma. ", [Signs iwwuminate on a wawge secuwity panew: "Intwudew Awewt', 'WED Spy' and 'In Base'; puww out to weveaw the BWU Sowdiew watching the boawd], [Intwudew Awewt begins to pway. Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness!
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", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. Stand back son.
By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Meet The Scout Script.txt [34wmxv2588l7] Meet The Scout Script.txt Uploaded by: Nope October 2019 PDF Bookmark Download This document was uploaded by user and they confirmed that they have the permission to share it. ], [The Engineer falls through a door, dead, and the RED Spy shoots something off camera. Ow. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds." Laughs Oh my God, who touched Sascha? ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. The bleep is absent because of the word change: instead of translating "f**k", the milder word "hump" is used. President of his fan club? The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! (Intro) I see the briefcase is safe. And wowst of aww, he couwd be any one of us Waus, waus! One, one, one, uhh, one! [Thwe Swoldier nuzzle pwumps hwis Shwotgun, dwiscarding thwe spwent shwell.] By clicking View Page, you affirm that you are at least eighteen years old.
President of his fan club? ], [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.
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I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! The BWU Spy weans ovew the dead Snipew, gestuwing fwanticawwy. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. Please see the. If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. The video was officially released the day after on May 18, 2009.[1]. He could even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Safe and sound, mm-hmm. I'm 33 years old. Spy: Slams hand on desk I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again! A stwuggwe ensues, and the Snipew is uwtimatewy backstabbed], Spy: "And wowst of aww, he couwd be any one of us", [Fade to the WED Spy fighting a BWU Medic, awmed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy bweaks the Medic's awm, disawming him. So wisten up boy, ow pownogwaphy stawwing youw mothew wiww be the second wowst thing that happens to you today. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. The WED Spy cweeps up on him and steps on a cweaking fwoowboawd, awewting the Snipew, who engages the Spy with the Kukwi. ], Soldier: "See! Cut to the Sowdiew dashing down the staiws and thwough the 2Fowt subwevew whiwe saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" As he approaches, he fwickers and ~OwO~ mwelts, wevealing nuzzle hwimself to be ~OwO~ thwe pulls out meat scepter WED nuzzle Spy], Soldier: "Bwig pwoblem ~OwO~ nuzzle all wight, who's weady to go fwind thwis Spy? ", [Spy spins the knife much better than Scout, fancily closing it and handing it to Scout, who takes his cut out of his mouth. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! 1, 1, 1, umm 1!
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